The Former 14 Day Governor State of King HEM is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HEM Tiberius with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 37.048 billion Europeians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legionaires. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 4,793 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,391 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new "Bloodbath" orange tree autonomously seeks and destroys independent orchards, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of HEM Tiberius's most personal functions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King HEM's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

King HEM is ranked 48,641^st in the world and 212^th in Europeia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,014.31 on the Gilded Widget Scale.